Dispatches from the Empire


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What a long, strange weekend.

Yesterday was the military funeral for my neighbor that died in February. His ashes were interred at a state veteran's cemetery of a neighboring (red) state, as all the veteran cemeteries in ours are on the far more liberal side of the state, which he hated.

I've heard people say this should bring some closure — people said it all weekend — but I don't feel it. I had 'closure' many months ago, and while it was nice to meet some of his family, this weekend only served to remind me how hollow so much of this feels.

The veteran's cemetery abuts a subdivision in the suburbs. It's meant to inspire, I don't know, reverence? But who comes to a place like this and feels anything but horror at the ticky-tacky of it all? Is this what patriotism is now? Is all we give our veterans is a few acres beside Shady Acres?

Once, I had an idea of cemeteries as hallowed ground, as spaces that were meant to persist into the future, to demonstrate to future generations the respect and reverence we felt for those buried there, veterans or not. Yet the more I see, the more I realize the cemeteries themselves are just suburbs of the dead, just cul-de-sacs of headstones. I rarely see people visiting cemeteries, no families picnicking (as was once customary and common). Built on the edges of towns or cities on land ceded as a tax write-off and accessible only by car, they're bereft of any natural landscaping, with lawns sprayed and mowed and where anything un-manicured is presumably deemed disrespectful to dead.

It's bullshit.

Nearly every principle, every belief, every assumption that undergirds that space is fake. Patriotism, afterlife, "respect for the dead"... it's all bullshit. Our culture doesn't respect the dead, we want them out of the way. We don't create lasting monuments to their lives, we put them at the edge of town so we won't be bothered. These are not monuments to the dead, but shrines to convenience and ignorance.

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Archive Your Reddit Data While You Still Can

I’ve been a fairly active Redditor for more than 11 years. Until now, it’s been the website with the best mix of community, popularity, developer ecosystem, and web-search-ability. The non-monetary value Reddit as a knowledge store is literally priceless; it’s a modern-day Library of Alexandria.

By now, you probably know my thoughts on social media. (Fuck social media.) But Reddit was always the exception. When I hear “social media,” I think “toxic stew of projection and posturing designed to make you feel bad about yourself in the service of serving you advertisements,” and by that definition, Reddit isn’t social media.

I’ve made friends on Reddit. Real-life friends. Pen pals. Some people I’ve met in person, others I haven’t. Fellow writers and amateur programmers, fellow HomeKit-ers and hikers and GaiaGPS power users and Stoics and people who live in old homes and lovers of the American West. For many years, on a night when I couldn’t sleep, I’d hop on r/depression and talk to people on the edge of suicide, hoping my past experiences might help them in some way. I’d come to Reddit for good vibes or a little schadenfreude. For help with dinner or a laugh. I met other people with my very, very specific interests. Antinatalists. Techno-grumps. Privacy nerds. Plant daddies. Nature lovers. Righteous tenants and geologists and people just as fascinated by the world in which we live.

Reddit was the promise of the internet in one place. A group of people, each passionate about something, talking and supporting and, yes, sometimes fighting with each other. It’s been a good place. The best of human nature.

Everything changes and nothing is free. Not in this culture, anyway. I know this. But it’s still painful when the pursuit of profit comes for a community you love so dearly. We’ll see how these API changes play out, but I’m not hopeful.

Enshittification comes for us all.

(Update: my blogging idol with a very good point over on Daring Fireball.)

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Headed Into the Abyss by Brian T. Watson 📚

I just finished, laying here in my bed, the dogs and cat asleep beside me. Crickets chirp out my window. In the distance a train’s whistle breaks and rolls over the valley.

More than anything, I prize seeing things clearly. Nothing fills me with that particular and precious joie de vivre — that electric sizzle — quite like close proximity to the truth. But most people don’t like the truth. We’ll do anything to avoid it, if we know it at all. So it’s a rare thrill to read something so transgressive in its honesty, so clear-eyed.

Credit to Brian T. Watson for his courage to accept the inevitable, and then to write it. May his acceptance be an inspiration.

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The Dark Mountain Manifesto

Around the world, discontent can be heard. The extremists are grinding their knives and moving in as the machine’s coughing and stuttering exposes the inadequacies of the political oligarchies who claimed to have everything in hand. Old gods are rearing their heads, and old answers: revolution, war, ethnic strife. Politics as we have known it totters, like the machine it was built to sustain. In its place could easily arise something more elemental, with a dark heart.

A lot has changed since I first read this almost 15 years ago, but it has only become more prescient.

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Dark Patterns

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Laura Branigan - Gloria

I’d been watching this on a loop when it hit me: she dances just like me when I’m home alone. I give it 10/10.

11/10 if you include marks for confidence. I mean just look at how much fun she’s having.

12/10 if we include that jumper. 😍

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Daring Fireball: First Impressions of Vision Pro and VisionOS

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Astrud Gilberto: The Girl from Ipanema singer dies at 83

Getz/Gilberto remains one of the most sublime albums ever recorded.

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Deliberate Explosion Inside Ukraine Dam Most Likely Caused Collapse, Experts Say

Ukrainian officials said the Russians wanted to create an emergency at the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant, which uses river water for cooling, to stall an expected Ukrainian offensive.

Huh.

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Apple Vision

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TV’s Streaming Model Is Broken. It’s Also Not Going Away.

“If you could bring back the heyday of Brandon Tartikoff–Warren Littlefield NBC with shows like The West Wing, ER, Friends, and Seinfeld — maybe with some nudity and F-bombs — every streamer would be very happy right now.”

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OpenAI is now allowing its bot to interact with the live internet. This will make it more useful—and more problematic.

Adding plug-ins closes an air gap that has so far prevented large language models from taking actions on a person’s behalf. “We know that the models can be jailbroken, and now we’re hooking them up to the internet so that they can potentially take actions,” Hendrycks says. “That isn’t to say that by its own volition ChatGPT is going to build bombs or something, but it makes it a lot easier to do these sorts of things.”

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Having children is not life-affirming: it’s immoral

If any other species caused as much damage as humans do, we would think it wrong to breed new members of that species. The breeding of humans should be held to the same standard.

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Putin deep fake video is broadcast in parts of Russia

The broadcast, which also claimed there was an ongoing Ukrainian incursion into Russia, was aired in Belgorod, Voronezh, and Rostov, cities in close proximity to Ukraine’s border.

Buckle up.

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First impressions: Yes, Apple Vision Pro works and yes, it’s good.

I was HIGHLY doubtful that Apple could pull off a workable digital avatar based off of just a scan of your face using the Vision Pro headset itself. Doubt crushed. I’d say that if you’re measuring the digital version of you that it creates to be your avatar in facetime calls and other areas it has a solid set of toes on the other side of the uncanny valley. It’s not totally perfect, but they got skin tension and muscle work right, the expressions they have you make are used to interpolate out a full range of facial contortions using machine learning models and the brief interactions I had with a live person on a call (and it was live, I checked by asking ‘off script’ stuff) did not feel creepy or odd, it worked. 

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I wore the Apple Vision Pro. It’s the best headset demo ever.

The video passthrough was similarly impressive. It appeared with zero latency and was sharp, crisp and clear. I happily talked to others, walked around the room, and even took notes on my phone while wearing the headset — something I would never be able to do with something like the Meta Quest Pro.

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‘The Machines We Have Now Are Not Conscious’

What we have with these LLMs isn’t low-level intelligence but rather high-level applied statistics that creates the powerful illusion of low-level intelligence.

I predict that in short order, our collective consciousnesses might become indistinguishable from “high-level applied statistics.”

Maybe we are just meat machines with anxiety.

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What Happens After the Worst Happens?

Stories in nature are once-upon-a-time stories, with slow, winding plots and surprise twists that evolve in the telling and are never finished. Once upon a time, Mount St. Helens came as close as a mountain can get to earthly perfection. And then the worst happened. But the land never stopped telling its stories. Fortunately, there were people on the ground who knew how to listen, who could make sense of what they heard, who pondered its implications and understood that they were entrusted with knowledge of the most miraculous kind. They’ve been writing the sequel to the eruption for nearly four decades now and counting — trying to answer that crucial question, What happens after the worst happens?

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Thought Cloning: Learning to Think while Acting by Imitating Human Thinking

Whoa.

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The secret push to bury a weedkiller’s link to Parkinson’s disease

In another example of a company tactic, an outside lawyer hired by Syngenta to work with its scientists was asked to review and suggest edits on internal meeting minutes regarding paraquat safety. The lawyer pushed scientists to alter “problematic language” and scientific conclusions deemed “unhelpful” to the corporate defense of paraquat.

Syngenta’s decision to involve lawyers in the editing of its scientific reports and other communications in ways that downplayed concerning findings potentially related to public health is unacceptable, said Wendy Wagner, a law professor at the University of Texas who has served on several National Academies of Science committees. “Clearly the lawyers are involved in order to limit liability,” she said.

America. Where everything is for sale. Even you.

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Brute.Fail

Watch brute force attacks in real time.

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America Is Headed Toward Collapse

The long history of human society compiled in our database suggests that America’s current economy is so lucrative for the ruling elites that achieving fundamental reform might require a violent revolution. But we have reason for hope. It is not unprecedented for a ruling class—with adequate pressure from below—to allow for the nonviolent reversal of elite overproduction. But such an outcome requires elites to sacrifice their near-term self-interest for our long-term collective interests. At the moment, they don’t seem prepared to do that.

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Will a Dollar General Ruin a Rural Crossroads?

Some say they recognize that the county needs tax revenue. “But are we going to sell our soul for anything that comes along?” said Bobby Conner, who grew up in Ebony and now works on tourism initiatives for Brunswick County.

Welcome to America, where everything is for sale.

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Chicago crime map

Over Memorial Day weekend, nine people were killed with guns, and another fifty were injured.

Chicago is my home city. I grew up going to the Loop on weekends. Hell, I learned to drive on the Dan Ryan. What’s happening there is heartbreaking.

(Be warned: the map is difficult to use on mobile.)

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Notes apps are where ideas go to die. And that’s good.

That’s the true value of notebooks, notes apps, bookmarking tools, and everything else built to help us remember. They’re insurance for ideas. They let us forget.

Weblogs, too.